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//When I wrote this, only God and I understood what I was doing
//Now, God only knows

//
// Dear maintainer:
//
// Once you are done trying to ‘optimize’ this routine,
// and have realized what a terrible mistake that was,
// please increment the following counter as a warning
// to the next guy:

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